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My four hours shift for tomorrow has now turned into a 7 hour shift. I will be spending my whole weekend in a toy store with annoying children. Wonderful.


uzisuicide:

aka DOC-TA SA-TAN!

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iago-rotten:

Happy 73d Birthday, sir Ian.

I had a dream that I was pregnant… At this age it’s more like a fucking nightmare.

The other day at work I answered the phone and it was a prank. They called to complain about the backwards R in Toys R Us. 

What I wanted to say: The amount of correctly written R’s in our store name is the amount of fucks I give. 

But then they would have fired me..

Words can’t explain how fucking tired I am and my next day off isn’t until Tuesday. Time is going by way too slow :(